oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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