Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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