Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Randomize
