You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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