That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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