Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He told me they were just razor bumps!
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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