So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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