they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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