doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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