ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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