Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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