This is not my ceiling
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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