normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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