please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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