I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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