Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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