Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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