In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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