alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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