it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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