He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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