Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Randomize
