yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Everclear isn't food dammit
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