Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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