She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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