let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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