Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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