Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
where am i from again
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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