Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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