So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
last night I used snow as a chaser
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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