I am full of burrito and curiosity
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
My vagina is officially offended.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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