There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
