So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
