Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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