Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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