spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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