how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
