it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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