escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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