I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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