Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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