OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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