FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Just cropdusted the office
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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