If i come over, it means nothing
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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