I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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