Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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