This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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