You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
Randomize
