if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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