Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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